Never Lie To a Smart Woman

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All men love to lie, yet they are completely horrible at it. Women once in a while lie, however when they do, it’s a story so great that you can’t even imagine.
The single thing all men have in common is their love of lying.Down below is a great and in the same time a sad story, about a men who is being dishonest with his wife.

Dishonest With Smart Woman

Man on telephone talking to his wife: Dear, I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my manager for seven days. I think that this is a positive and great opportunity for me to get that promotion finally.

So honey, will you be able to please pack enough clothes for seven days, my toiletry bag and set out my rod and fishing box. We’re leaving from office and I’ll swing by the house to pick up my things.

Oh, and please pack my new blue silk night wear. See you at home.The wife thought that this sound a little bit fishy, but being a decent wife she did precisely as her husband told her.

The next weekend, he got back home little exhausted and tired but, however looking pretty much fine. The wife greeted him and asked whether he caught many fish?

He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill and a couple Swordfish. Be that as it may, why didn’t u pack my blue silk night wear?”

You’ll love the answer!

She said, “I did. They’re in your fishing box”

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